If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iran.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iran.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iran.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iran.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iran.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iran.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iran.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iran.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iran.
If you never were elected, bomb Iran.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iran.
If you think Mahmud's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iran.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iran.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iran.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iran.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iran.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iran.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iran.